drain150Drain (Michele McTierney) (c) 2013

Verse 1
Tricked by a normal disguise, no surprise
Trapped on another date with another weird guy
I’m slowly but surely losing my mind
Cuz he’s got those hearts and stars in his eyes

They find me fascinating, captivating
But my patience is quickly fading
I can make conversation with a shoe
But instead I’m stuck here talking up another tool

Chorus (2x)
Nanana, nana, nana, nana
Nanana, nana, nana, nana
Nanana, nana, nana, nana
Not another date down the drain

Verse 2
I’m getting kinda lonely
For a friend and lover to fill the void in me
I seriously need a little more
Than what’s hidden in bottom of my bedroom drawer

A recovering romantic
Becoming jaded and sarcastic
Lord, help me from going insane
Cuz it looks like it’s another date goin down the drain

Verse 3
Self-absorbed is my overall impression
Cuz you haven’t asked me a single question
Geeking out about your video game obsession
Or describing your last breakup as the Great Depression

I am feeling so defeated and blue
I’m ready to throw the towel in and say I’m through
Especially since I won’t go all the way on the first date
So at this rate, I’m never gonna get laid

Don’t use me for immigration
Or a breeder of your next generation
I’m not a source of motivation
Don’t reduce me to your arm decoration

I have to fight the temptation
To go off and vent my frustrations
I think my only salvation
Will be taking a dating vacation